Dear Uncle Bill,
How is your holiday in Italy ?
Things have been pretty normal here at
your place.
Nothing to worry about really.
Fifi ate two lizards
and got bitten by a redback
after she dug up the neighbour’s
strawberries.
She’s okay though.
Only a week at the vet’s.
Lightning struck the TV antenna
and shorted the computer, the DVD and
the TV,
but the toaster wasn’t affected at all.
The floods (you heard about those?)
ruined the carpet
but Mum rescued most of the furniture
except the lounge suite.
Oh, and that big gum tree
that Mr Ross kept asking you to have cut
down,
well, it finally gave way.
So much for the garage.
I almost forgot to mention your car
- it’s been off the road for so long now
–
the motor finally decided to pack it in
just as Mum was reversing up the drive
and didn’t see the fish pond.
Otherwise things are pretty boring here.
I guess Europe
is much more exciting,
although the bushfires are getting
closer to the house now.
By the way, you did pay the insurance
before you left,
didn’t you?