Statistics

Figures released today reveal that 74% of people

are suffering chronic unenjoyment.

Prospects for enjoyment among school leavers

are at an all-time low.

The Minister for Enjoyment said

special schemes are being targeted

at the long-term unenjoyed.

TAFE colleges are running enjoyment-related courses

for people unenjoyed for over six months.

However, as the recession bites deeper,

full-time enjoyment may be a long way off for many.

People should try to create their own enjoyment,

the Minister said.

Self-enjoyment is often a viable alternative, she added.